Description
FOR SMART WOMEN WHO ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE DECISIONS
You made the fucking decision!
So why are you still deciding?
The Decision Distortion Pattern Experience™
A live 90-minute experience to uncover the intelligent, convincing pattern that kicks in after you make a consequential decision — so you can stop automatically interfering with it and start recognising what actually deserves authority over what happens next.
Friday 25th September · 5pm GMT / 12pm EST · LIVE ONLINE
£27
Bring one real decision.
“OH FUCK”…
You don’t struggle to make decisions. You make them all the fucking time.
The problem starts afterwards.
Something happens.
Fear. Doubt. Silence. Feedback. A disappointing result. Someone else’s opinion. A shiny new possibility.
And suddenly you’re…
Researching again. Refining. Checking. Optimising. Moving the timeline.
Asking someone you respect what they think.
None of it looks like indecision.
It looks sensible. Strategic. Responsible.
And that’s exactly why it’s so difficult to spot.
The most dangerous Decision Distortion Patterns don’t look like self-sabotage.
They look like leadership.
Until all that intelligent activity starts interfering with the very decision you’re trying to evaluate.
That’s a Decision Distortion Pattern™.
Michelle… what is a DDP?
A DDP is the predictable way your relationship with a decision changes after you’ve made it.
The decision might technically remain intact.
But something happens in or around you and you start changing the conditions required to find out what that decision can actually produce.
And here’s the distinction:
The shit that stirs up after you decide isn’t automatically evidence that the decision was wrong.
It might matter.
It might not.
It might be relevant but nowhere near enough information yet.
The answer isn’t to ignore it.
It’s to learn what deserves access to your decisions.
Imagine knowing your pattern when it starts.
Instead of being three weeks into researching, refining and reconsidering before you realise you’ve reopened the fucking thing…
you catch it.
Oh. There you are.
You begin recognising what triggers you.
What your particular intelligent fuckery looks like.
What you’re trying to get from it — certainty, relief, reassurance, control, protection from finding out.
And what it’s costing you.
That creates something incredibly valuable:
a gap between what you’re experiencing and what you’re going to do about it.
Fear can exist without automatically becoming the CEO.
Doubt can have an opinion without automatically getting a vote.
Feedback can be considered without becoming an instruction.
And your decisions finally get the opportunity to travel.
You get to leave the decision…
and live inside what you decided.
The Decision Distortion Pattern Experience™
This is a live 90-minute working experience.
Bring one real decision you’re living inside right now.
Together, we’ll uncover:
😈Your trigger — what happens in or around you that destabilises the decision.
😵💫Your distortion — the intelligent, convincing shit you start doing next.
🎁Its function — what the pattern is trying to give you.
💲Its cost — where it’s stealing velocity, cognitive bandwidth and clean evidence.
🔥Your first Decision Stability shift — beginning to separate what you’re experiencing from what genuinely warrants changing what happens next.
You’re not getting squeezed into a cute personality type.
We’re discovering yours.
This is NOT about sticking with every decision.
Sometimes the intelligent answer is:
Continue. Modify. Wait. Kill.
Decision Stability won’t ask you to stay with a decision at all costs.
You stay in relationship with your own judgement while reality unfolds in and around you.
I’m not going to tell you whether your decision is right.
I’m going to help you start recognising what happens to your judgement after you’ve made it.
Because the goal isn’t:
“I trust myself because I’m always right.”
It’s:
“I trust myself with what happens if I’m wrong.”
This is the first step in claiming back your decisions.
You don’t need another framework for making them.
You need to discover what the fuck happens next.
THE DECISION DISTORTION PATTERN EXPERIENCE™
90 minutes · Live online · Bring one real decision
£27
Make the decision. Observe what happens. Exercise judgement. Find out.